ADVISORY /// PUBLIC NOTICE
The lights
The lights
are going
out.
LOAD FORECAST EXCEEDS GENERATION
AI DATA CENTRES DRAWING PRIORITY POWER
RESIDENTIAL SECTOR: SHEDDING
CONTINGENCY ISSUED: $BLACKOUT
SUBJECT /// THE LAST CONSUMER64 kWh
CONTRACT ADDRESSNOT YET LIVE
Mints at launch. This page updates first.
Verify the address here before every buy. Anyone posting a contract before this page shows one is running a fake.
What is actually happening
The feed
Headlines pulled live from outside publishers. Links open at the source.
What they say they will do about it
Proposed fixes
Fictional dispatch board
Grid status
PRIORITY LOADS PROTECTED PER INTERCONNECTION AGREEMENT. FIGURES ARE SATIRE.
Three steps
How to buy
STEP 01
Get a wallet
Install Phantom or Solflare and fund it with SOL. Never share your seed phrase with anyone, including us.
STEP 02
Verify the address
Copy the contract from this page only. Tokens with the same name get deployed within minutes of any launch. The address is the only thing that is real.
STEP 03
Swap
Open the contract on pump.fun or Jupiter and swap SOL for $BLACKOUT. Size it as money you are fine losing.